The other week I was talking about taking up the ukelele. Not just in tribute to George Formby but because it's a small stringed instrument that even I might be able to manage to play. OK then, it was as a tribute to George Formby, I admit it.
Imagine my surprise when one turned up out of the blue yesterday with kazoo accompaniment - a wedding present from Dave the Jones.
Thanks, Dave. Pity it's not in tune but you can't have everything.